torsdag 4. desember 2008

The Second coming

Well it`s time for another amazing blog edition. So why don`t we start of with another Haiku and throw in a story somewhere^^

Alone with people
Where did the happiness go
away far away

yeah so what kind of story shall i write? let`s stop thinking and just do.

There was this little kid. He had everything he ever wanted, except superpowers. He would constantly complain to his parents of their inability to get him these powers. Which Superpower he wanted wasn`t decided yet, be he would have picked either Wolverine`s power or Spiderman`s. Christmas was coming, and he had high hopes that he would get his long awaited superpowers. His father was and much celebrated Scientist but there was a cloud of controversy, after he had used a dog for and experiment to make bigger and nastier mouses. So he could give him superpowers, he was just not a very good dad since he didn`t. So when the day came when his father invited him to work, he thought, Finally i will get my superpowers. when they got to where he worked with his other scientist buddies he saw that they were doing some kind of experiments to various cats and dogs. there were many machine around but not one he had seen before. His father asked if he would like to sit on this long chair and lay down a bit while he got some food. He did and started to dream about what kind of power he would get. It would be fun to get Flash`s power also. When he lay there, someone started to strap him to the chair. He couldn`t move, but he understood that, he had come to the conclusion that a little pain would be involved. He felt needle go in his arm and suddenly everything became purple, than pink and it was green when he lost his conscience.

When he finally woke up he was alone in a cage. He was naked, had markings all over his body, and his butt hurt like hell. He tried to draw out his steel skeleton, but there was nothing. He tried to shoot web from his palms but nothing came out, even though he had some kind of sticky white liquid there. He tried to run as fast as he could while vibrating to get out of the cage but he only crashed and lost a tooth. Maybe he had gotten super strength he thought and broke 3 fingers when he hit the cage wall. Then he heard a door open, and he saw his father go trough the door. " hey son, how do you feel." he said. " WHERE IS MY SUPER POWERS" the boy screamed. His father only looked and him and went to the cage door. he opened it, went inside and slapped his son hard. Then he went out of the cage again and went away. The son lay there on the floor when he suddenly twisted a bit. He started to float and hoover over the floor. Fly. He could fly. But that wouldn`t help him escape. He sat there, a few centimeters over the floor and started to thing. why was he here, and what where they doing to him. The door opened again and a group off people came in, got trough the cage door and started to violate his every tight hole. After a few hours his father came on him, and afterward he said. "Sorry son, but this is an experiment. How big can you butt hole become without you bleeding. It is a kind of superpower to have a really big ass hole isn`t it? well well son. hope you understand why we are not feeding you." then everyone left and he just lay there a little above the ground and understood everything.


So my little story for today^^ nice right? i think the moral of this story is, dont wish for superpowers. you will only get raped multiple times. Superpowers come to those who are ready and will use them for good^^

Well that was that for know and let me finish this off with a quote from Carl Jung

"The word “happiness” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness."

2 kommentarer:

Thea sa...

Det finnes ikke ord for hvor syk du er (og hvor mange stavefeil det er i historien din =P)

Simba sa...

hehe sånn er det^^ fulgte ikke så mye med når jeg skrev, og orket ikke gjøre den relativ skrivefeilfri men sånn er det:D