onsdag 24. desember 2008
mandag 22. desember 2008
"Oh fuck" i cried. " The zombies has raped my little girl, and taken her hostage." i watched the others look at me with disbelife in their eyes. I started to cry and banged my self on the head. My friend, Tom, Who i once had a awkward anal sex encounter with, walked up to me and slapped me on the butt. "Get real, and start working!" he yelled. Then i understood. I was in my cubicle at work. No zombies. No daughter. everything is fine.
When i got home, my mother was waiting for me. It was my turn to help her get the tampon in. Everytime i help her, i always manage to rub against her g spot, and you know how she gets then. Suddenly i have to finish her off orally, but when she has never gotten a bikini wax, i cough up a lot of hair balls, but again i collect hair balls, so my collection gets larger almost everyday. i went up to my room, to molest my cat and the kid i found the other day. Just the same old kind of molesting. Putting diffrent things in diffrent holes and sometimes i gag them. Nothing that wasnt done to me, when i grew up. Before i go to bed, i always pray to God.
Well i little story there^^ so, everyone likes? good. Se ya later
When i got home, my mother was waiting for me. It was my turn to help her get the tampon in. Everytime i help her, i always manage to rub against her g spot, and you know how she gets then. Suddenly i have to finish her off orally, but when she has never gotten a bikini wax, i cough up a lot of hair balls, but again i collect hair balls, so my collection gets larger almost everyday. i went up to my room, to molest my cat and the kid i found the other day. Just the same old kind of molesting. Putting diffrent things in diffrent holes and sometimes i gag them. Nothing that wasnt done to me, when i grew up. Before i go to bed, i always pray to God.
Well i little story there^^ so, everyone likes? good. Se ya later
søndag 21. desember 2008
Long time
Been a long time. and i am sorry
Everyone falls
but the truly great ones, get back up.
hmmmmm
Everyone falls
but the truly great ones, get back up.
hmmmmm
tirsdag 16. desember 2008
Cheating
Is it Cheating if it is your boy/girlfriend has a split personality, and it is the other one that has sex with some one?
onsdag 10. desember 2008
hm
Hmm. Work, sick roommate, and just stuff like that
The Summer is gone
All the warmth away like fly
cold and lonely here
The Summer is gone
All the warmth away like fly
cold and lonely here
mandag 8. desember 2008
søndag 7. desember 2008
English
Hey hey Hallo everybody and a merry Christmas too all^^
You will not get a story just now, maybe later today, but not yet. I just cant manage to write one, but maybe a poem or a Haiku will get you going until you can gaze upon my glorious writings. One day, when i am dead but not forgotten, they will publish my blog, in a book and sell it on an auction for charity. But i am not dead yet, so i better just write.
They Came at night, suddenly
No one knew where from
Everywhere they could be found
They Ate us, and we were transformed
No one left. Just us
And i little haiku
Weird as she can be
no one really knows her yet
Never Flour No
Well this is it for know.
You will not get a story just now, maybe later today, but not yet. I just cant manage to write one, but maybe a poem or a Haiku will get you going until you can gaze upon my glorious writings. One day, when i am dead but not forgotten, they will publish my blog, in a book and sell it on an auction for charity. But i am not dead yet, so i better just write.
They Came at night, suddenly
No one knew where from
Everywhere they could be found
They Ate us, and we were transformed
No one left. Just us
And i little haiku
Weird as she can be
no one really knows her yet
Never Flour No
Well this is it for know.
lørdag 6. desember 2008
Christmas music
As i am writing this, the Christmas music from our stereo are floating around the air and it`s a little annoying, but i manage. I will get my revenge when i get Pia to exercise^^ hahahaha well a little evil laugh there, everything is still good. So i bet you are wondering what you are getting today? Well, you are getting a story, that`s for sure, but what kind, you will discover by yourself, like the first time an eagle gets raped by a chicken. so children, just watch(read)
"Everything is ruined because of you, sassy motherfucker" screamed Johan Gustav III to me, Earl of Jazzenburg. I walked casually to him and smashed his face with a showel, wrapped in a towel. "You know. A towel is the singelmost usefull thing you can own. like now, my showel is free from blood, because of the amazing attributes of the towel." i whisperd in his ear. I smashed his face one more time, whitout the towel, to show the diffrence.
When i later thought back to that day, i felt a knot of regret in my stomach. A had left my towel. My favorit towel.
Well, what to say, i will try to write something more later today, but this is all i have in my at the moment.
Later my amigos^^ use your towel
"Everything is ruined because of you, sassy motherfucker" screamed Johan Gustav III to me, Earl of Jazzenburg. I walked casually to him and smashed his face with a showel, wrapped in a towel. "You know. A towel is the singelmost usefull thing you can own. like now, my showel is free from blood, because of the amazing attributes of the towel." i whisperd in his ear. I smashed his face one more time, whitout the towel, to show the diffrence.
When i later thought back to that day, i felt a knot of regret in my stomach. A had left my towel. My favorit towel.
Well, what to say, i will try to write something more later today, but this is all i have in my at the moment.
Later my amigos^^ use your towel
torsdag 4. desember 2008
Hey, just a little midnight fun.i`m watching some fun on my computer and just wanted you to know that you are not forgotten. My day today was fine. I got my new mp3 player and had some visitors. Other than that, nothing has happened. There is not much happening to me lately, but i am hoping and trying.
Don`t forget. Reading is Sexy
The Second coming
Well it`s time for another amazing blog edition. So why don`t we start of with another Haiku and throw in a story somewhere^^
Alone with people
Where did the happiness go
away far away
yeah so what kind of story shall i write? let`s stop thinking and just do.
There was this little kid. He had everything he ever wanted, except superpowers. He would constantly complain to his parents of their inability to get him these powers. Which Superpower he wanted wasn`t decided yet, be he would have picked either Wolverine`s power or Spiderman`s. Christmas was coming, and he had high hopes that he would get his long awaited superpowers. His father was and much celebrated Scientist but there was a cloud of controversy, after he had used a dog for and experiment to make bigger and nastier mouses. So he could give him superpowers, he was just not a very good dad since he didn`t. So when the day came when his father invited him to work, he thought, Finally i will get my superpowers. when they got to where he worked with his other scientist buddies he saw that they were doing some kind of experiments to various cats and dogs. there were many machine around but not one he had seen before. His father asked if he would like to sit on this long chair and lay down a bit while he got some food. He did and started to dream about what kind of power he would get. It would be fun to get Flash`s power also. When he lay there, someone started to strap him to the chair. He couldn`t move, but he understood that, he had come to the conclusion that a little pain would be involved. He felt needle go in his arm and suddenly everything became purple, than pink and it was green when he lost his conscience.
When he finally woke up he was alone in a cage. He was naked, had markings all over his body, and his butt hurt like hell. He tried to draw out his steel skeleton, but there was nothing. He tried to shoot web from his palms but nothing came out, even though he had some kind of sticky white liquid there. He tried to run as fast as he could while vibrating to get out of the cage but he only crashed and lost a tooth. Maybe he had gotten super strength he thought and broke 3 fingers when he hit the cage wall. Then he heard a door open, and he saw his father go trough the door. " hey son, how do you feel." he said. " WHERE IS MY SUPER POWERS" the boy screamed. His father only looked and him and went to the cage door. he opened it, went inside and slapped his son hard. Then he went out of the cage again and went away. The son lay there on the floor when he suddenly twisted a bit. He started to float and hoover over the floor. Fly. He could fly. But that wouldn`t help him escape. He sat there, a few centimeters over the floor and started to thing. why was he here, and what where they doing to him. The door opened again and a group off people came in, got trough the cage door and started to violate his every tight hole. After a few hours his father came on him, and afterward he said. "Sorry son, but this is an experiment. How big can you butt hole become without you bleeding. It is a kind of superpower to have a really big ass hole isn`t it? well well son. hope you understand why we are not feeding you." then everyone left and he just lay there a little above the ground and understood everything.
So my little story for today^^ nice right? i think the moral of this story is, dont wish for superpowers. you will only get raped multiple times. Superpowers come to those who are ready and will use them for good^^
Well that was that for know and let me finish this off with a quote from Carl Jung
"The word “happiness” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness."
Alone with people
Where did the happiness go
away far away
yeah so what kind of story shall i write? let`s stop thinking and just do.
There was this little kid. He had everything he ever wanted, except superpowers. He would constantly complain to his parents of their inability to get him these powers. Which Superpower he wanted wasn`t decided yet, be he would have picked either Wolverine`s power or Spiderman`s. Christmas was coming, and he had high hopes that he would get his long awaited superpowers. His father was and much celebrated Scientist but there was a cloud of controversy, after he had used a dog for and experiment to make bigger and nastier mouses. So he could give him superpowers, he was just not a very good dad since he didn`t. So when the day came when his father invited him to work, he thought, Finally i will get my superpowers. when they got to where he worked with his other scientist buddies he saw that they were doing some kind of experiments to various cats and dogs. there were many machine around but not one he had seen before. His father asked if he would like to sit on this long chair and lay down a bit while he got some food. He did and started to dream about what kind of power he would get. It would be fun to get Flash`s power also. When he lay there, someone started to strap him to the chair. He couldn`t move, but he understood that, he had come to the conclusion that a little pain would be involved. He felt needle go in his arm and suddenly everything became purple, than pink and it was green when he lost his conscience.
When he finally woke up he was alone in a cage. He was naked, had markings all over his body, and his butt hurt like hell. He tried to draw out his steel skeleton, but there was nothing. He tried to shoot web from his palms but nothing came out, even though he had some kind of sticky white liquid there. He tried to run as fast as he could while vibrating to get out of the cage but he only crashed and lost a tooth. Maybe he had gotten super strength he thought and broke 3 fingers when he hit the cage wall. Then he heard a door open, and he saw his father go trough the door. " hey son, how do you feel." he said. " WHERE IS MY SUPER POWERS" the boy screamed. His father only looked and him and went to the cage door. he opened it, went inside and slapped his son hard. Then he went out of the cage again and went away. The son lay there on the floor when he suddenly twisted a bit. He started to float and hoover over the floor. Fly. He could fly. But that wouldn`t help him escape. He sat there, a few centimeters over the floor and started to thing. why was he here, and what where they doing to him. The door opened again and a group off people came in, got trough the cage door and started to violate his every tight hole. After a few hours his father came on him, and afterward he said. "Sorry son, but this is an experiment. How big can you butt hole become without you bleeding. It is a kind of superpower to have a really big ass hole isn`t it? well well son. hope you understand why we are not feeding you." then everyone left and he just lay there a little above the ground and understood everything.
So my little story for today^^ nice right? i think the moral of this story is, dont wish for superpowers. you will only get raped multiple times. Superpowers come to those who are ready and will use them for good^^
Well that was that for know and let me finish this off with a quote from Carl Jung
"The word “happiness” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness."
onsdag 3. desember 2008
First one
after inspiration from my good friend i have also started a blog. Instead of picture i am going to write a little something. Like a story or something fun everyday^^ so here we go
Feel me inside you
The force of my spunk is hard
satisfaction done
a little haiku to get started. It WILL get more exiting:P keep watching
Feel me inside you
The force of my spunk is hard
satisfaction done
a little haiku to get started. It WILL get more exiting:P keep watching
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